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Welcome to the wild, wacky, weird and wonderful world of my emails. I actually get a lot of them, and over the years, some of them have just been too good to not share. I've removed any names and other identifying aspects so as to make them completely anonymous. They're not in any specific order, except that the newer ones tend to be on the bottom. As I get new ones, they'll get added to the bottom. I present these not only for your edification, but for your entertainment. There's no reason why I should benefit solely by these pearls of wisdom. In some cases, I've just presented portions of them; in others, the entire email is recreated. In all cases, they're real, bonafide, submissions to me from people just like you. And, I respond to every damn one of them.

So, if you think you can top any of these, bring it on. I'm ready.

    Oh, and in the emails below, the actual email sent to me is in regular type.

    The verbiage in italics are my responses or statements.  

All the emails are original, real, and have been sent to me at some time in the past. I haven't bothered to correct the spelling or the grammar. I've "xxxx" 'ed out the names and anything that might cause reference to the real sender. Also, some of the material in here might be deemed "offensive" by people with taste. Not that I know many of them, but, be warned. It can get pretty raunchy in this section.

These pages are constantly under construction.... (The emails just keep coming).

 
   

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